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Questions Frequently Asked About TiVo, Answered by Someone Who Loves TiVo Too Much

From ishaa, who supplies me with any number of amusing or useful links:

Questions Frequently Asked About TiVo, Answered by Someone Who Loves TiVo Too Much

Q: Will TiVo change my life?

A: No, TiVo will not change your life so much as He will destroy your previous life, permitting a new and improved life to rise, phoenix-like, from your ashes. Switching from cable television to satellite is “change.” Moving to TiVo is closer to rebirth.

Q: Is TiVo expensive?

A: This question makes no sense. In a future world, where mankind has destroyed its remaining clean air and drinking water and such necessities require payment, will you be asking how much it costs to draw breath? I didn’t think so.
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