Randomness (r_ness) wrote,
Randomness
r_ness

  • Mood:

Best innuendo of the day, followed with the best one of the night:

Day:

"Push!"

"Unngh!"

Mattress shifts slightly.

"Push!"

"Unngh!"

Mattress moves a little more.

"Push!"

"Unngh!"

"Oh, yes!"
Night:

popping noise

"Don't worry, kid. They're made of latex, they do that sometimes."
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