"So what do people in America know about Belgium?" he asked.
Thinking quickly, I said, "Well, there's the beer."
"Oh, yes. The beer." He nodded.
"And the food," I added, thinking of mussels and frites.
He seemed satisfied by that.
I did add, for honesty's sake, that most people in America probably didn't know very much about Belgium at all, but I didn't go so far as to add that the other things some Americans might know about Belgium were that it was said to be boring, and that they were having a nasty language dispute.
Meanwhile, the boy, who looked about six, contented himself with opening his egg with an odd ring-shaped tool ("Very Belgian," said the owner) and occasionally strolling into the kitchen to help himself to more cold cuts from the fridge.
"He likes to go down to the bakery and pick the breads he likes for breakfast," said the B&B owner in that doting way grandparents have.
"Most people who live in Mechelen are old," he said. "What do you expect? If you want young people to live here you have to give them something to do. But what did they do instead? Some years ago, the big department stores decided they wanted the land the movie theaters were on, so they managed to get them closed down and replaced them. Then they built this big movie theatre with lots of screens far out of town, where you have to drive to it. And once you've driven there, you're not going to come in to Mechelen later; you'll find things to do out there.
"It doesn't help that all the old people complain about noise, either. I think a little noise is okay, if it means people are having a good time."
Later that morning I met up with orewashinanai again. He took me to a Belgian waffle place. We chatted with the owner, who had a place in the south of France, but rented it out and opened a little waffle and ice cream place right off the Grote Markt, the big market square in the center of town. "It's very nice down there in France, but very quiet," he said. I asked him why he'd picked Mechelen. He looked a bit taken aback, and replied, "Well...I think it's a place with a future."
The waffles were tasty.